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Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher
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| Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher |
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| Manufacturer: Boxer |
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| List Price: £19.99 |
| Sale Price: £7.10 |
| Availibility: Usually dispatched within 24 hours |
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Product Details |
- Handheld Chrome effect Ball Scratcher, Presented in a delux metal case.
- This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.
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 To go that extra inch. |
| Review Date: December 29, 2009 |
| Reviewer: Chris8Durban, Uk |
| Given to my brother fro Christmas, loved it. Now in pride of place, ready for action. Delivered on time and packaging sound. |
Not Sure
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| Review Date: December 13, 2009 |
| Reviewer: Sl_tmonkey57b, |
As a gentleman with substantial balls, I needed to do something about the embarrassment of ball scratching. When you're packing a jumble of meat and two veg, finding accommodating underwear is enough of a hassle without the stresses of finding an appropriate place to undo your belt and fumble around when it all needs straightening out! I purchased the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher in the hope that my junk-mending ways would finally be at an end. While the cool smooth metal certainly provides good scratching relief, don't underestimate the advantage of a cool metal implement for that all-important heat dissipation. It can't get rid of the effects of an already sweaty and vinegary sack, but it's excellent nonetheless and fertility doctors will be queuing up to endorse this fine product.
Where the product does fall down, however, is in the area of straightening out and unsticking your member from the rest of the apparatus. The hand simply isn't commodious enough and the long handle makes it difficult to properly reposition things, unless you're prepared to pull down one side of your jocks to get access - and at that point, you're really undermining the face-saving point of the device. For this, the old reliable mrs palm and her 5 fingers are still the quickest and most effective tool. |
Do not use while driving
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| Review Date: November 28, 2009 |
| Reviewer: Mr. B. GOOD, London, UK |
This device got me into serious trouble. I was scratching away, when suddenly a traffic cop pulled me over. Apparently my driving was erratic and he cautioned me.
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.Scratch that!
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| Review Date: November 12, 2009 |
| Reviewer: J. Heath, worcestershire u.k. |
| A good quality, heavy metalic presentation box belies the hilarity beneath. He will think you've been out to Harrods for some jewellery. But no,much better than that boys, you will find your very own custom built ball scratcher. c'mon lads, us girls know that you all do it. So why not do it in style. A good laugh will be had by all. |
A gentleman's cure for crotch tickling
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| Review Date: November 3, 2009 |
| Reviewer: B. W. B., San Jose CA |
| I grew up in baseball, and ball scratching is second nature to my family. Finally there is a product that will allows me to scratch without yearning for more. The genius of this product is in the thinly fashioned shaft and hand that can easily grope beneath the belt buckel...No more sctratching on top of clothes, this miracle product will go where no human hand should ever venture, that is directly to the "hot zone". In the past, when a most severe crotch tickling episode occurs, i have had to unbutton my pants and pry my hand down to my sweaty and stinky crochel area in the middle of a game - which can be quite uncomfortable for me, and for those interested in a high five or hand shake. No more, the ball scratcher leaves my hands clean, and my balls satisfied! Added bonus - Gentleman's ball scratcher is dishwasher safe! |
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